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It's easy to make mistakes when
mounting under the influence of alcohol.
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Curves are best when they're
hard and tight.
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It's most fun to finish together.
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There are times when a battery
operated one would be appreciated.
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Lubricate your equipment before
every ride, and clean it up afterwards.
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You're always sore after a good,
hard ride.
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It's not the quality of your
tool, but how well you use it.
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Most people spend more time
talking about it than actually doing it.
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If you go too fast, you can
slide right off the track.
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The key to endurance is to find
a rhythm.
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The patch is where the rubber
makes contact with the track.
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Novices don't seem to last very
long when riding.
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Protection is 85% effective at
keeping another brainless drooler from entering the world.
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Protection is most important if
you don't know the trail very well and don't know what to expect.
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With tubulars, if things get hot
enough the rubber can slip right off your equipment, with clearly
undesirable results.
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Pace yourself!
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Its something you can do
yourself, but is more fun with a partner.
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Always communicate your
intentions when riding with a partner.
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Some people are so dumb that you
wonder why you don't need a license to ride.
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The equipment that BMX'ers use
just seems too small to do the job.
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An important factor in comfort,
there is much question over riding position.
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If you can't use your equipment
well in the weeds, you'll probably go down and end up with your face
in it.
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It's something you can do on
your own, but it's more fun with a partner.
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With a "bra" keeping
your rubber from the "nipple," and a "condom" to
keep the valve on your tube from shooting out its stuff, who can
tell the difference?